Firebrand's Firebran

Firebrand's Firebran!
THE BEST S**T IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. BUY IT.
You'll "burn" so many calories!
Firey-hot cereal made from the finest ingredients the depths of hell and the keeper's cabinet have to offer!
Attention:Consuming this dangerous and highly toxic "food" item may result in the pissing of blood.
Alright...
Once upon a time I had a picture of Firebrand from the collective on the front of my binder…And I was like “Pffsh. Firebrand. Sounds like a cereal.”
Thus causing me to create this monstrosity.

Nutrition Facts
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Attention: Eating may result in the pissing of blood.
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|Grams
Demon Piss|19.0
VitaminX |39.0
BEN's Hair |45.0
Devil Horn |9.0
Fire |168.0
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Ingredients:Fire, Sugar,
Fat ,Shadow Siren
Skin Flakes, Fire Bits,
Whatever The Hell
"BRAN" Is, Poison
(For Preservation), Dog Shit,
Human Liver, Bits of Lice,
Deoxyribonucleic Acid,
Ammonium Chloride,
Methylisothiazolinone,
Aloe Vera,
Eve Irken©